> How often do you cry?
Rarely. When I do, it's alone. Ballpark, I'd say once or twice a month.
> What makes you cry the easiest?
> What makes you really really happy?
Coors Lights, random people being nice, SNL.
> Has anyone close to you ever died?
Where shall I begin? My father, both my paternal grandparents, two uncles, a close family friend.
> Has anyone close to you ever committed suicide?
> How many funerals have you been to?
I've lost count. I'd say upwards of thirty.
> Have you ever cried over the death of a celebrity?
I cried when Kurt Cobain died. I was thirteen.
> What would be the scariest way to die (in your opinion)?
Being burned to death.
> What do you do in your spare time?
Drink beer, read books, have intellectual conversations, watch SNL, talk to my mom.
> What are some of your fave restaurants?
Dojo's on W.4th in NYC, Dots in Portland.
> On average, how many times a week/month do you go out to eat?
When I had money, I ate out about once a week. Now I hardly ever do.
> What time do you wake up in the morning?
Between eight and ten.
> What is your natural sleeping pattern?
Stay up late, get six to eight hours of sleep, wake up at a reasonable hour.
> What made you decide to have sex for the first time?
I was sick of being a virgin. Lovely reason, isn't it?
> What's your preferred method of birth control?
The Pill, the Pill, the glorious glorious Pill...
> How many rooms does your house have?
Four. My lil' apartment.
> What would be your ideal living arrangement?
I am in my ideal living arrangement. I live alone.
> How many times have you moved in your life?
Twice. Once to the other side of town in NY, and recently out to Portland.
> What city/state would like to live in?
Well, since I'm in Portland now...San Diego, San Francisco, NYC (if I could afford it).
> Have you ever lived on your own?
Yep, right now.
> Who do you live with now?
Me, myself, and I.
> What do you do on weekends?
Clean my apartment, drink way too much.
> Do you enjoy alone time?
Yeah, it's nice. I have a lot of time to reflect and be introspective.
> Who do you spend most of your time with?
Frank and Austin. In NY, it was Chris and my mom.
> If you were stranded at home for a weekend, without a computer or a tv, what would you do to entertain yourself?
Clean, play CDs, run around my apartment naked singing five hundres Japanese war chants.
> What is one thing you would love to learn (it doesn't have to be school related)?
I'd love to learn German. It's the language of philosophy. I already speak Spanish, French, and Latin.
> What are you really good at (writing, art, music, acting, etc.)?
School and conversation.
> If there was a book about your life, what would it be called?
"What Fresh Hell Is This?" --Dorothy Parker
> What word describes your sense of style?
Very preppy. Think Abercrobie, Gap, Banana Republic, J. Crew.
> What's your fave article of clothing?
A blue cashmere sweater that used to belong from to my mother. It's from Scotland.
> Describe a typical outfit you'd wear to school.
Jeans, sweater with a collared shirt underneath, Dr. Martens.
> What season are you?
> What's a good brand of make-up?
> How long does it take you to get ready to go out on the weekend?
About an hour, I suppose.
> Sum up your life right now in 5-10 words.
"After four I'm under the host." --Dorothy Parker referring to martinis